Cletus is a cassowary who sells stones that make various sounds. His favorite stone plays the French national anthem, slightly out of tune. He calls it Barbara. Cletus hates the Jonas Brothers, and claims that they steal his stones for use in their music. He hates Kevin Jonas the most.

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