A Simple Tapir Edit
Seymour Hamble Babyboy, a tapir who sells sands for disc shaped objects, made his first post on September 23rd, 2014. This was the first known time he has appeared on Tumblr- his life before that is greatly a mystery, although he has said some things about his past, such as this. He has been known to tell amazing scary stories. Despite his diminuitive size and poor grasp on reality, he is known to possess extraordinary power.
He takes the form/markings of a juvenile tapir, but his age is four of an as yet unspecified unit. He has an innumerable amount of cousins. Upon being asked why he is smaller than his cousins, he responded with "Filled With Wise". He has a hatred for Danes.
Seymour is very outspoken in his support for American presidential candidate, Jill Stein. When he started receiving backlash for this viewpoint, he grew angry, attacking friends and foes alike with his political rhetoric. He is also devoutly Catholic.
On the 16th of February, 2017, in an event known as the Breach, Seymour was replaced by a doppelgänger, identical in appearance but easily distinguishable due to its tendency to speak in perfectly grammatically accurate sentences as opposed to Sands Vernacular.